mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

pearswhy:

explaining anxiety is the fucking worst because you feel like an idiot for being bothered by the things that bother you but it’s such an intense fear right at your core so you have to go through all of these other levels of yourself to try and get someone else to understand it

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald (via goddesstenenit)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

You know the country is fucked when even graduate jobs require previous experience.
Is the point of a graduate job not that you can apply straight after uni, ie without experience?

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004