That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski (via fourteendrawings)

jaimesdimple:

Hearing new music from your favorite band is a religious experience

Everyone on twitter is like best mates with celebrities, getting selfies with them, followed by them and their whole families, sending them cards etc etc and I’m just sat in the corner too scared to even tweet them.

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

aboutmaleprivilege:

Male privilege is oversexualizing a normal part of a woman’s body to the point where she is punished for wearing a pair of shorts at school. They are legs and they get me where I need to go. I don’t “display” them for your enjoyment, I just made a mistake by assuming that partially exposing an appropriate part of my body on an 80 degree day wouldn’t land me in detention.

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
  • princeofhopefulness:

    deodrant:

    *tries to talk*

    *gets ignored*

    “you should talk more!”

    So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

    mysharona1987:

    Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

    pruderanch:

    200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am